Monty by Jim Meddick for July 30, 2002
Transcript:
"Hey, Dwayne..change into a bat. Can't vampires turn into bats?" "Well..yes..but it's not as easy as it looks in old movies." "C'mon! Don't be a wuss!" "Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat!" "Ok. But I haven't tried this in years..I'll hafta take off my jacket and.." "20 minutes later.." "Webbed armpits?..is that the best you can do?.." "I told you guys..it's not like riding a bike!"