Monty by Jim Meddick for March 10, 2004

Transcript:

"It's still alive! I've given it two potato settings and a frozen pizza, but it just won't die!" "Quick call for help!" "Call? Call who?" "How should I know? Look in the phone book." Rrrring "Hello? Uh-huh, uh-huh. Hmmmm, oh dear. That's a mummified hand alright..." Manicure "Ok, whatever you do, don't apply any exfoliants until I get there. I'm on my way."