Monty by Jim Meddick for March 11, 2004
March 10, 2004
March 12, 2004
Transcript:
Madge's Manicure "Where's the hand?" "It, it's in the microwave!" "Well that aint gonna be easy. Look at those cuticles, the liver spots, and that pinky may or may not be ingrown... yes, this is clearly a mummified hand from a 9th century BC Egyptian Tomb." "I've only encountered a situation like this once before in my entire professional career." "Reall? When was that?" "I did Walter Mathhau for the '96 Tony Awards."
