Monty by Jim Meddick for April 28, 2004
Transcript:
"Look on the bright side..." "Now that you're single again, you're just like me and Mr. Moondog... Devil-May-Care bachelors living the swinging single life!" "Bryan, when was the last time you went on a date?" "According to the Aztec calendar or the day log of the Hobbits?"
Bryan measures time in light-years… which are actually a distance.