Monty by Jim Meddick for April 29, 2004
April 28, 2004
April 30, 2004
Transcript:
"So is this the standard human response to a 'breakup'?" "You're an alien... How can I possibly explain human emotions to you?" "Hm... Then perhaps you will allow a Rigelian mind-meld?" "Go ahead... Help yourself..." "Pain! Sorrow! Humiliation never ending! Hide!... Hide from humanity evermore!" "Well, actually, I don't know if it's all quite that bad..." "I accidentally accessed a memory of a high school talent contest where you performed 'Hip to be Square' by Huey Lewis & the News..."
