Monty by Jim Meddick for May 27, 2005
Transcript:
"Your hat was lost at point (A): 82.3 meters atop a ferris wheel..." "And I used to think science was just a useless hobby for geeks!" "Next we factor in wind direction and barometric pressure and..." "Your hat should be there...18 meters, noth, notheast on the head of that statues." "I love it! I love science!" "And by multiplying by 3.8pi we can estimate your hat's mass gain from accumulated pigeon residue..." "OK. Now science is getting bad again..."