Monty by Jim Meddick for April 24, 2006
Transcript:
"I've figured out a great way to make money fast..." "How?" "Stealing..." "But isn't stealing illegal?" "Normally yes. But I've come up with a way to steal that's perfectly legal." "How?" "I'm not telling until tomorrow." "Why can't you just tell me now?" "Because tomorrow is the beginning of comics sweeps week and I'm guessing this is a pretty good way to boost ratings."