Monty by Jim Meddick for April 25, 2006
Transcript:
"Ok. I give up... How can you steal money legally?" "I steal money from myself." "But that's impossible." "No, see, the trick is I use your time machine to go back in time to steal from my past self." "But then past Monty won't have any money." "Who cares? If he had money he'd just blow it on stupid stuff..." "Brilliant." "I've already got enough here to finance my bathtub kelp farm."