Monty by Jim Meddick for January 10, 2007
January 09, 2007
January 11, 2007
Transcript:
"I can't believe you read my diary! You've always spied on me!... All the way back to junior high!" "Well, if I ever did, it was only out of love and the need to protect you..." "Ha! It's because you didn't trust me!" "No darling, it's because I was afraid you'd get mixed up with the wrong crowd... drug addicts... youth gangs... or... or... sex-crazed maniacs... or Democrats." "Well, guess what, Mom... <i>I'm</i> a registered Democrat!" "I <i>knew</i> I couldn't trust you."
…and here is The Salute to prove it!