Monty by Jim Meddick for January 11, 2007
Transcript:
"All I've done is try to protect you from bad influences... derelict boyfriends... trampy girlfriends..." "Yeah, but what I need protection from is <i>you!</i> From your boring suburban world! Your cliched soccer mom clothes and your cold, superficial <i>soul!</i>" "Take that back. You didn't mean that." "OK. I'm sorry. You don't have a cold, superficial soul." "I only wear this jacket because it hides my hips."