Monty by Jim Meddick for August 06, 2011
August 05, 2011
August 07, 2011
Transcript:
Good news! I instructed Jarvis to reattach your limbs with duct tape and thus far the adhesive seems to be holding! And now some minor paperwork... A workplace injury damages waiver blah blah blah... Tedious legalese... Basically all it says is we don't need any vampire-like trial lawyers sucking the life blood out of American capitalism... Sign here. Lawyers... Bad... Well done, sir! Perhaps now we can have him clean up the dioxin spill behind the pool house!
With enough duct tapings, he’ll become a mummy.