Monty by Jim Meddick for August 05, 2011
August 04, 2011
August 06, 2011
Transcript:
Sir, an incident has occurred involving the recent maintenance hire... Oh my. He fell while repairing the parapet... Detached both legs and his right arm! Oh goodness no! No! This is horrible! Horrible! And it's all my fault! I... I'm such a fool! I take it you forgot to have him sign the workplace injury damage claim waiver before starting. Let's just pray he's a lefty and we can coax him to sign with his good arm...
According to Christopher Moore, in “The Stupidest Angel”, they slowly rot away over the years…so they can’t run as fast, sometimes they crawl pulling with their hands…not that they still wouldn’t eat your brain if they could. Oh, yeah, they also gossip a lot. Turns out they can hear what’s going on in the land of the living, so they know who’s sleeping with who, etc. And they talk about it among them selves…Hey, that’s the way it was in the book, so I know it’s true. It’s subtitle is "A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror…. It’s a must read. It’s a Christmas tradition around my house….