Monty by Jim Meddick for February 22, 2012
Transcript:
Monty: Sniff... sniff... Oh, c'mon... "new car smell" in a 2003 Chevy Impala? What did you do? Buy one of those phony air fresheners? Moondog: No, no... I went for more authenticity. I cracked the lid on a can of liquid PVC and toxic fire retardant additive and let them offgas in my cup holder...
tattooedcyberidiot over 12 years ago
Probably better than some other smells he’s released in that car
Varnes over 12 years ago
The PVC is good on crackers….
Randy B Premium Member over 12 years ago
Oooh! That’s the real deal!
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
Offgas. There’s hardly ever a safe place to do that any more.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Either Mood Dog or Monty, will probably ad other odors…
vldazzle over 12 years ago
I’m glad you’re worried about him too. I have often thought about many building materials and I never liked the smell of a new car either.
revisages over 12 years ago
no one wants to toxify with formaldehyde and its cousins. however, we all wanna sell the smell ’cause it sizzles our stakes.
monawarner over 12 years ago
I didn’t think MoonDog was that smart.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
After sniffing that offgassing stuff, Moondog will be even spacier than he is now. Get outta that ’03 Chevy Impala at once, guys!
iced tea over 12 years ago
Won’t they get splitting headaches from those fumes?
nitromicro over 12 years ago
Did MoonDog upgrade his car? Wasn’t he driving a 76 Dodge Aspen a few months ago?
rgcviper over 12 years ago
The fuzzy dice are a nice touch. Seriously.
Hunter7 over 12 years ago
A 2003 Impala? Couldn’t Moondoggie afford anything older?
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
The first thing my children bought for their first car were fuzzy dice.