E.B.: Hi! I just dropped by to... what?! Oh... oh... sorry... I didn't mean to barge in... I... uh... sorry. No! No! No! She's with the carpet steamer! Why didn't I see this coming?
That’s what you get for conducting a clandestine affair with an appliance that’s living in the closet, E.B.Take it like a man…_errh_…cyborg! Suck it up (so to speak)!
Wait just a minute!What if they were just chatting?Can’t she have any male friends?EB, you need to trust her…well, unless you actually saw her ….um… doing…what vacuums do.
Aussie Down Under almost 13 years ago
E.B’s gonna get steamed. He could consider a menage a trois but I suspect the steamer might be masculine. But on the other hand?
Proginoskes almost 13 years ago
… not that there’s anything wrong with that …
Proginoskes almost 13 years ago
“Welcome to the Church of Appliantology, E.B. Please Go Into The Closet”
tattooedcyberidiot almost 13 years ago
A few months down the track we might find a shiny new dustbuster in the closet
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
That’s what you get for conducting a clandestine affair with an appliance that’s living in the closet, E.B.Take it like a man…_errh_…cyborg! Suck it up (so to speak)!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Wait just a minute!What if they were just chatting?Can’t she have any male friends?EB, you need to trust her…well, unless you actually saw her ….um… doing…what vacuums do.
revisages over 12 years ago
that must really suck. he was swept off his feet.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Susan, yeah, if the Vac wasn’t running, everything should be OK…typical jealous male….
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
If the vac was in reverse EB would be blown away rather than feeling sucked. The possibilities are mind blowing.
tbritt99 over 12 years ago
Well she just sucks.
iced tea over 12 years ago
E.B.’s gonna have a fit of jealousy!
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
Not that I noticed, but did ya check out the size of that unit?Can Hedda Hoover handle it?