Monty by Jim Meddick for August 18, 2012
Transcript:
I'm fast forwarding the video we took last night to see if we captured any paranormal activity... Oh man. This is creepy. At precisely 3:23 a.m., you get out of bed and just stand there! Um... Actually, that's not so weird. I've done that since I was five. I'm a diagnosed sleep stander... A rare variant of sleepwalking... Ok... But now what are you doing? I'm robo-dancing... Sometimes I also sleep robo-dance.
No wonder the spirits are restless.