Monty by Jim Meddick for August 19, 2012
Transcript:
I should let you know going into this date that I had the most amazing or scope reading this morning! Really? My psychic said, you will meet a man on a blind date with glasses and a cowlick who will turn out to be the man of your dreams! Wow... That... That really is amazing! I... I swear, I can almost feel it!... The positive energy of the planets aligned with stars and the variation of the orbs and the... Hello, I am Ramone. I'll be your server tonight... Hel-lo! Well, hi there. But actually there's never been any solid scientific evidence to support an astrological system of...
Monty should date women with glasses and a cowlick.