Monty by Jim Meddick for December 06, 2012
December 05, 2012
December 07, 2012
Transcript:
You needn't fret, Jarvis... We're essentially invisible in these Russian army Arctic camo suits... Now all we need to do is maneuver stealthily within range of the hooligans, then unleash a volley of frosty revenge! Blasted! They must of triangulated using the sound of our voices! No doubt that explains why those special forces chaps use all those elaborate hand signals.
My favorite tactic in a snowball fight: Get two snowballs. Throw the first one high in the air over the other persons head. Then, while they are looking up at it, paste ’em smack in the middle of the chest…Seriously, it works every time….