Monty by Jim Meddick for December 05, 2012
Transcript:
You think because I am of the genteel class I won't stoop to rough-and-tumble! But there you're wrong! I'll have you know I've pitched a very wicked cricket ball in my day! Take this! Ow! See? See there? Next time it may be one of you! And of course we can't rule out the possibility that the old man in the wheelchair was in some way complicitous with the youth gang...
Never underestimate the craftiness (and nastiness) of the elderly in wheelchairs. It’s what got me wearing steel toe shoes!