Monty by Jim Meddick for December 15, 2012
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So... Still having paranoid delusions about Santa?... Nope. I tracked down and disabled the monitoring device... Oh you did, huh? Well, good for you! Yep. It was a 1/3" CMOS 1.2 Ghz pinhole cam. AFV 45 3.0 lux hidden in a potted plant... We have a problem in sector 387...
You’re not paranoid if they’re really out to get you.