Monty by Jim Meddick for December 16, 2012
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Also a Barbie Glam convertible and a Groovy Girl Midnight Star Horse... Ho! Ho! Ho! Santa will do his best... Next! Wap! That's the piece a junk transmitter robot you gave me last Christmas! The megatronic rotator strut broke off, like only five freakin' minutes after I got it! Ow! Th' naughty list, pal! You're cruisin' mighty darn close to th' naughty list, young man! Big wiff! I don't want any more of your cruddy toys! I'm doin' Amazon this year!
Only Monty could be restrained by a couple of elves