Monty by Jim Meddick for January 04, 2013
Transcript:
Any New Year's resolutions? I gave up drinking. But your drinking right now. I gave up drinking beer. Isn't that a beer? Wheat beers. Specifically Heffewizen. But you don't even like Heffewizen. No Heffewizen January to May. None. Not a. Zilch. Summer months? Optional.
I gave up eating haggis.