Monty by Jim Meddick for August 20, 2013
Transcript:
You don't look so good... I couldn't sleep... You are sleep tap dancing last night... Whoa! I just remembered! I dreamt I was ten years old again, and I was performing a tap dance routine for my 5th grade talent show! Mercifully, at approximately 2:45 a.m., you stopped dancing... Curtain call. Then a minute or two later, you started up again. I had no choice... Aunt Rosie was leading a call of encore...
Such excellent recall of such vivid dreams, Monty! But none of it excuses your sleep-tap dancing! Maybe you need to be shackled to the bed when it’s time to go to sleep….