Monty by Jim Meddick for September 02, 2013
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I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United... Wait.. Wait.. Sorry I cannot participate! I do not wish to offend, but there is a certain three letter word in this pledge that my family and I find objectionable. My fathers issued me a slip granting me permission to alter the oath to comply with my families belief system... One nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for native born, well bred property owners.
For those who never saw a desk like his before, the hole is to hold a glass container of ink (a dark liquid that you dipped a pen into). It brings back memories to me of the teacher coming around with a large bottle of ink, filling our inkwells.