Monty by Jim Meddick for February 19, 2014

Excuse me while I go take a diverting

And commercials and infomercials. Free to air TV in OZ is absolutely PATHETIC with about 6 shopping channels. You can watch the same non-shopping show on multiple channels. Where’s the sense in that????

And this robot is from the future? And is supposed to be intelligent? And has lived here among us for how long?

No, I thought it was very dumb.

she’s the nurse with the square needle for the left ball.

EB has finally made a connection with a higher being

I hope EB doesn’t think it too intrusive to place those bills in the SLOT of the mail box. It would be a shame if he leaves them there on the ground, they blow away, and Monty’s power is shut off.

E.B. must propitiate his idol by allowing it to consume the offerings from Monty. The Mailbox (praise be!) will consume the bill payments and all will be well. This proves the power of the great Mailbox (praise be!).

Jim! How do you do this? Concepts that would never, in a century, occur to me, simply pop onto my screen from your brain daily. I am in awe of your mind.

I have no idea. lol

Some comic suggested that because USPS is losing money we have our mail delivered by the Mormons and Jehovah’s Witnesses…they’re in the neighborhood and knock on everyone’s door anyway…

Amen?

Does this mean it’s over for the vacuum?

Yes EB. Please place the offerings in the maw of the great blue box. The box must be fed. So please feed.