Monty by Jim Meddick for March 10, 2014

Transcript:

Ppppttt! No! No! No! This simply will not do! Return this to the kitchen and inform them that I will not settle for this substandard dross! Of course, sir. Terribly sorry, sir. Tell them it must be composed exclusively from Indonesian source, banteng or Macan cultivars, hand harvested from a rainfed, lowland sandy, loam soil! Apparently, master Sedgwick does not like this variety of peanut butter...