Monty by Jim Meddick for April 05, 2014
April 04, 2014
April 06, 2014
Transcript:
This is not a toy. It's an official police vehicle. There will be no frivolous siren, light bar, searchlight or megaphone usage. Do you understand? Got it. And no pretending to shoot out the tires of the vehicle in front of us!
Steve Bartholomew over 10 years ago
Better make him ride in back.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Cuff him, copper! Read him his rights (he has none). Put him in the cage (back seat). And tell him that if he knows what’s good for him, he’ll keep his mouth shut.A perfect date!
artheaded1 over 10 years ago
What? No seatbelts? Someone should get a ticket!
SwimsWithSharks over 10 years ago
And no pretending to be observant!
Stan McSerr over 10 years ago
What a kill joy.
billyruffian over 10 years ago
She took everything else away from him, what’s a guy supposed to do? Fool with the radio, maybe?
vldazzle over 10 years ago
Why would any serious woman bother with someone like Monty? Any normal man would be busy with his hands on the woman, so that’s where she’d be setting limits.
joegeethree over 10 years ago
What’s the point? She’s no fun.
OldestandWisest over 10 years ago
I rode with a cop once on night patrol and he showed me how to use the car’s spotlight to turn off street lights. (They turned on automatically when a photocell on them failed to measure a certain amount of light, hitting the photocell with the spotlight caused them to turn off again.)