Monty by Jim Meddick for May 27, 2014
May 26, 2014
May 28, 2014
Transcript:
I sent you a link about how some hipsters who have trouble growing facial hair are seeking facial hair transplants... I mean... Not that you need one. Heh... Heh... I just thought it was amusing... Heh... I wonder where they get the hair from? Heh. Heh. Yeah. Weird. Hey... Where's the other half of your right eyebrow? Ow... Don't touch that! It's still sore!
Had a mustache for nearly 40 years. Shaved it off last summer, and it’s amazing how few folks made a comment.Also, I let my beard grow for a few days and one of my friends said to me, “I see you have a beard now.”I responded, “Had a beard since I was 15; just didn’t shave for a few days. Here’s your sign!”