Monty by Jim Meddick for May 26, 2014
May 25, 2014
May 27, 2014
Transcript:
Um... I think you've got some coffee residue on your upper lip... Hmm? Oh this? No... This is just a handlebar mustache I started growing... It's very trendy now... To grow old timey facial hair in the style of the 1880s or thereabouts... Um... Bad news... I think you have some ingrown hairs on the corners. Darn it. I knew I should've waited longer before trying to twirl up the ends...
My man has an OK mustache – it looked better when he dyed it for Fiddler (even though he also grew a beard). I’d rather the mustache were less luxuriant than that he had coarse hair all over like my x. I like it just fine, even though it is 2 colors (salt and pepper).