Monty by Jim Meddick for August 18, 2014
August 17, 2014
August 19, 2014
Transcript:
Howdy, campers! Welcome to the screeching Eagle summer camp! Let's give a big Eagle screech welcome to all newcomers! Screech! Screech! Screech screech Very good! Very nice! Clap clap clap Oh, and a special note from the cafeteria staff: no screeching in the mess hall. An unnecessary Heimlich maneuver was performed on Todd Marcus last week when he screeched over the Swedish meatballs.
Barker62 over 10 years ago
At least the cafeteria staff didn’t complain about all the ‘ralphing’ in the bushes afterwards so that must be OK…..?
Pharmakeus Ubik over 10 years ago
He was screeching because someone had horked the last of the Lingonberry compote.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 10 years ago
But….but that’s a Red-Tailed Hawk call (they always are).
jones.knik over 10 years ago
Bald Eagles sound pretty much like a humongous sparrow.
nosirrom over 10 years ago
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
How does Monty keep getting these bizarre jobs?!And I, too, would be worried about those Swedish meatballs after the Todd Marcus incident….
reedkomicks Premium Member over 10 years ago
2 things. You can’t screech when you are choking, and you aren’t allowed to call it the Heimlich Maneuver anymore. It is now Abdominal Thrusts. The Heimlich family sued the Red Cross over that.
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
This is what happens when you get your Swedish Meatballs from IKEA…
louieglutz over 10 years ago
we’ve got a couple of stellar jays in our neighborhood that have “red-tail hawk” down pat.
Bob. over 10 years ago
We had a couple of parrots that could curl your toe nails.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Rather have say Heimlich Maneuver and explain it than Abdominal Thrusts to to a teenager. :) you know how juvenile some teenagers can be.