Monty by Jim Meddick for August 25, 2014
Transcript:
Ok, grab a bow... The archery instructor will be here any-- Hey, kids! Sorry I'm late... I had a little issue. Come up on th' ol target range, and... Aah! I don't get it. This gag was a hit at Chucklehead's open mic night... I think maybe the ketchup on the exit wound is what lost em.
In his current incarnation, Monty’s brain is about the size of a skinned walnut. Just slightly above golden retriever.