Monty by Jim Meddick for December 06, 2015

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I don't know bout you guys, but I'm getting pretty tired of this safe, predictable humdrum existence... So y'know you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna close my eyes... Spin this globe... Point a finger and wherever it lands... I'm goin' there! I don't care bout war zones... I don't care bout Ebola outbreaks... I don't care if I gotta stowaway on a banana boat to get there! I'm not backin' out. New Jersey. That's about a 20 minute drive. Good. They gotta sports authority there. I wanna check out some fleece sweatpants...