Monty by Jim Meddick for December 06, 2015
December 05, 2015
December 07, 2015
Transcript:
I don't know bout you guys, but I'm getting pretty tired of this safe, predictable humdrum existence... So y'know you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna close my eyes... Spin this globe... Point a finger and wherever it lands... I'm goin' there! I don't care bout war zones... I don't care bout Ebola outbreaks... I don't care if I gotta stowaway on a banana boat to get there! I'm not backin' out. New Jersey. That's about a 20 minute drive. Good. They gotta sports authority there. I wanna check out some fleece sweatpants...
nosirrom almost 9 years ago
Little known fact. There are no howling tom cats there.Because everyone there knows that to get rid of a howling tom cat you just Piss Cat Away.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Well done, Monty! Snerk!Enjoy your short drive, you daring adventurer. —Though that may be true. It is New Jersey, after all….
artheaded1 almost 9 years ago
Monty might live in Monroe Twp. In Oct he was working at a Middlesex county Halloween store. Today he’s about 20 min from Piscataway. Monroe would fit both those descriptions.(I’m guessing Monroe, because I spend 50 hours a week there shuffling papers and answering emails, so it’s almost like home to me!)Has Monty’ s hometown ever been named?
PettyMower almost 9 years ago
Thanks…..I was looking for something to do today!
RwB1 almost 9 years ago
Spent a couple of years there going to Rutgers – different place today.
toahero almost 9 years ago
I was expecting the middle of the ocean, but this works too.
becida almost 9 years ago
If “The Universe” has decided you need to be there… you’d best get your butt in gear!
rgcviper almost 9 years ago
What are the chances? I think he marked the globe—with the one region to which he DIDN’T want to go …
Good one.
steventimothy almost 9 years ago
I just want to point out that there is actually a Sports Authority in Piscataway http://nj.piscataway.sportsauthority.com/sporting-goods-piscataway-472.html