Monty by Jim Meddick for April 17, 2016
April 16, 2016
April 18, 2016
Transcript:
Oh, yess! It finally arrived! The XB-719! A tactical flashlight designed for special forces! So powerful it's been banned in several countries! I've been reading about it on the Internet for weeks! I'm so psyched! I can hardly wait til night to try it! Later... All right let's do this! Careful watch your step. Yep. Remember... Keep your protective goggles on at all times... Roger that... Okay ready?... 1... 2... 3... Oh, man! This is freakin' awesome! It's like daytime! It's like... It's.. What happened? Batteries ran out..
I’ve been wondering why they don’t get the little lights from laser pointers, bunch them up together to make a powerful beam.