Monty by Jim Meddick for August 13, 2016
Transcript:
In the multiple universe theory, there's an infinite number of universes with infinite versions of Earth. And on those Earths, our lives are playing out in infinitely varied ways... Anything that doesn't violate the laws of physics can and will happen! So maybe somewhere in the multi-verse there's a version of me is totally cool, successful and attractive to women! I'm pretty sure that would violate the laws of physics.
Ouch.