Monty by Jim Meddick for August 13, 2016
August 12, 2016
August 14, 2016
Transcript:
In the multiple universe theory, there's an infinite number of universes with infinite versions of Earth. And on those Earths, our lives are playing out in infinitely varied ways... Anything that doesn't violate the laws of physics can and will happen! So maybe somewhere in the multi-verse there's a version of me is totally cool, successful and attractive to women! I'm pretty sure that would violate the laws of physics.
Enter.Name.Here over 8 years ago
Sorry, but some laws cannot be broken, like “Once a fool, always a fool”..
Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago
In that universe, Monty, you are an arthropod who doesn’t want the attention of mammalian females.
PICTO over 8 years ago
I like the version of the multi-verse where Dolly Parton and Howard Hughes are my parents…
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
Wrong! Another universe can have different laws of nature.
Alphaomega over 8 years ago
Laws are routinely broken here on Earth,so why not elsewhere ?
ars731 over 8 years ago
“I bet Chinese Monty’s robot doesn’t talk to him like that”
NWdryad over 8 years ago
Echo Sam over 8 years ago
No, Monty, if you were cool and attractive, you wouldn’t be you.
Strob Premium Member over 8 years ago
Ye canna change the laws of physics, Jim Meddick!
K M over 8 years ago
Certainly would violate the laws of chemistry.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
E.B. is absolutely correct. No place, in no universe imaginable (or unimaginable) is Monty anything but a hopeless, helpless, bombastic wuss!
rgcviper over 8 years ago
Ouch.