Monty by Jim Meddick for October 22, 2016
Transcript:
To really test the newly fixed bagel toaster, I got some frozen bagels from the freezer! Zzzzttt Kachunk Well, it's no big deal to just scrape the dark bands off with a butter knife... Actually, I kinda like the contrast between the dry, burnt center part and the damp, frozen edges...
Remember, folks, EB is a cyborg. He has a pancreas.