Monty by Jim Meddick for February 26, 2017
February 25, 2017
February 27, 2017
Transcript:
Check out this cool thing I found under my bed... You've got it upside down... What? That's the ironing board your mother gave you seven years ago. You haven't even used it once... Uh... That's because all my shirts are no iron... I think you mean wrinkly. I wonder if this could be used as a sort of a combination snowboard/bicycle... Uh, I'd strongly urge you to put foam padding on the front diagonal bar.
In the last 8 years I never wore something ironed.