Monty by Jim Meddick for February 27, 2017
February 26, 2017
February 28, 2017
Transcript:
Hey... What the? This isn't toast... It's like warm bread... Yeah... Uh... I took your bread out to put it on my pop tarts... See... Pop tarts take precedence over toast... They're more... Fine. I'll just use my laser vision then... Your what? Your...? On second thought, that was kind of a jerk move on my part... H... Here... You take the pop tarts... Really? You sure? Want me to reheat your coffee?
Did he burn the Virgin of Guadalupe into his toast?