Monty by Jim Meddick for February 28, 2017
Transcript:
I... Um... I didn't know you had laser vision. Yep. It's a nice feature I don't use much... Well... Um... It's th' kind of thing y' might wanna tell folks about... y'know... Just so they're not surprised or, uh... What? What did I say wrong?! Please! Please don't kill me! Relax. I'm just using my laser pointer feature to show where you have a guacamole smudge on your sweater vest...
I THOUGHT HE WAS giving him nipples too