Monty by Jim Meddick for September 13, 2021

it means the packaging was false advertising – it has the plural…. j/k

I once found a Cheeto shaped like Jesus I called it"Cheesus" .

If your Twizzlers don’t twizzle, should you ask for a refund?

I once gotta’ tootsie that didn’t roll. That’s the worst. The worst, Jerry!

Either that or there was some moisture in the bag and they got stuck end to end.

Now he can eat just one.

He’ll be rich. https://www.businessinsider.com/doritos-rewards-teenager-unique-puffy-chip-ebay-listing-australia-2021-7

Way back at the end of the 70s (and probably still around today), there was a long red “licorice” (since it isn’t licorice if it’s red)… 5 foot long – sold in a lot of stores as I remember. I got one and it took a bit to finish that. Got sick of it near the end :-P

Yeah, that’s pretty much the same thing haha

Oh, it’s the new variety … ‘’Tapeworm Twizzler’’ … Yum!

How many grooves on an LP record? (Answer: One.)

That would be so cool……

The other guys should’ve posted his square Dorito on eBay. His one shot at financial fame!

As a teen I once bought bought Jethro Tull’s “Aqualung” album (yes, vinyl) that had identical sides 1 and 2. A friend said I should hold onto it but I didn’t have money to spare and I wanted music, not a collector’s item.

It’s INSTAGRAM and TIKTOK time!

Eat your long single-Tweezler and don’t overthink the situation, Monty! Consider it a gift from the Tweezler Fates….