Monty by Jim Meddick for November 01, 2021

You’re entitled to a full refund of what you paid

good grief this was my 1st Halloween living in town (I’ve always lived out amongst the farmers and fields) and I couldn’t believe the amount of people in the neighborhood from 6-10pm! Screaming kids, rowdy teens, police driving up and down the street…

Not being american I’ve never understood why one should give things to strange children turning up at your door. The supermarkets here have in recent years tried to make Halloween a thing but I put a note up in my window saying we don’t celebrate such things.

That takes care of Monty’s pie for Thanksgiving.

Criticizing my candy selection? Next year my candy selection will be Healthy No Sugar High Fiber Bars topped with mashed pumpkin.

And so, we lose TV news doing the ‘’Halloween Zombie Dance’’ and move on to, The ‘’Thanksgiving, Bird Stuffing Extravaganza’’. Sigh. I remember, when News was news.

Excellent! Gold star for my “funniest cartoon of the day” award!

Monty never wins a fight.

Next time avoid the house.

Kids wouldn’t write a pen and paper review anyway.

Yecch.

Beggars can’t be choosers…

On the off chance that you’re interested in understanding, you might try using the internet to find out. Why don’t you start with the Wikipedia article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trick-or-treating

Oopsie! Monty’s bad taste has received a scathing review and a monumental Trick!

“At least it was better than last year, and the Yelp reviews I got”