Monty by Jim Meddick for May 09, 2023

This is why I just buy the ones at the supermarket.

It’s a COMIC strip. It HAS to blow into a storm drain. That’s the rule. ;-)

“Oh Grate!”

Could use a hanging chad …. little help here.

And his hat?

You can have my bagel Monty. I thought it was a doughnut.

Bagel Nook’s bagels are way overpriced. Monty never noticed another bagel place with cheaper (and better) bagels in the next block.

I always realize I had a coupon for whatever, once it’s expired.

They all float down here.

Will Pennywise be waiting in the sewer for Monty?

Murphy’s Law at its finest…

At my local convenience store, my 16th gallon of milk is free

If I see a grate in a parking lot, I avoid it in fear of losing my keys down it. Grataphobia!! And before you think that crazy, there was a transformer underneath a grate at work’s parking lot that blew up on day. That was exciting.

They count on that happening.

I just misplaced a bunch of Christmas gift certificates to restaurants…………….Monty! let me know if you see them in the storm sewer.

I used to enjoy running those cards thru the washer. They won’t accept a crunched up ball of paper.

or before the store goes out of business…

I have 4 punch cards from the bread store, but not enough punches on all combined for free bread.

If Monty loses that punch card, it will certainly hit a sewer spot.

Elaine Benes after losing her sub-sandwich punch card: Hey! I have spent a lot of time, and I have eaten a lot of crap to get to where I am today. And I am NOT throwing it all away now.

Oh, I hope he doesn’t get it. the irony too funny.

Bagel brain. :)

Should have been holding onto it tighter, Monty. “Shoulda, coulda, woulda,” you know? But, then, you are our Number One Klutz….