Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for January 06, 2024

My wife would say, “Tap or toilet, you mean there’s a difference?” She’s a bottled water person, I am content to get mine filtered through the fridge, or tap, either is fine.

Would Sir prefer flushed, or unflushed?

“This is a fancy restaurant, sir. Here, we pronounce it toilette”.

Looking at the tank in my toilet, I surely wouldn’t drink it. Yuck!

How about a mixed drink? Perhaps toilet water mixed with sparkling water from the tap. (Pond water is also nice to mix in.)

YES!! Dogs shouldn’t be drinking out of the toilet anyway!

I see sir has a cultured palate. Kohler or American Standard?

Yes.

Really impress her, order bidet water (imported).

That would get Grimm and his girlfriend kicked out.

Any place that would serve dogs, must have toilet water.

Depends on how much your willing to pay, sir.

Fifi looks impressed.

He’s with a poodle. He should request bidet water.

Our tap water has a bit of a bad taste to it, so we get bottled. Although I’ve read to always get purified if you get bottled and never reuse the bottles because it’s unsafe. I’m thinking about getting one of those little pitchers with the filter in it. I’ve had them before. Maybe boil the water and refrigerate it before you drink it from the tap. Just a thought.

That will impress your date, Grimm.

Is this the same girl he tried to uncollar in the car?

It looks like one of those “Here, you always have to get noticed” situations.

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Is this the 2nd week in a row the Sunday strip was missing?

Hahaha