Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for February 11, 2024

I knew Mother Goose was old but I didn’t know Grimm was! ROFL

I had no idea he wore false teeth.

Where is his nose?

A snick up. They’re even worse when you also burp and fart at the same time.

… or one right after the other.

[Try to see if you can actually (or pretend) do both at the same time. A hiccup happens with an inhale. A sneeze occurs with an exhale.]

He wears doggy dentures!

I’ve sneezed, coughed, burped, and hiccuped simultaneously. Still missing two teeth. :D :D :D

Sneeze= out goes the teeth.Hiccup= suck in the nose.

You do realize that if you aren’t true to your teeth, they will be false to you.

With that happening the other consequences require Depend® .

yep i did. but i didn’t pop my teeth

Aaaacckk! Now I can’t unsee those…☺️

throw in a little passing gas and you have the trifecta

No, but I imagine it would be about the same result (if I had my teeth in)!

Now she refers to him as Gummy.

Now I hope I never do.

It’s like a picture that once showed Grimm saying, “Never sneeze and fart at the same time.”

No, but recently I did sneeze and cough at the same time. First time in my life I did that…

If Rudi Guiliani was a dog…..

…at least he didn’t swallow ’em!