I offer for your consideration, And ask your toleration For a FATAL SITUATION…..Life is, you know, a fatal situationBrought about result of human recreationIn a form of entertainment called copulationWhich is [racticed all across this great nation>Now this can lead to a lengthy period of gestation, Which I’m sure must seem of endless durationAnd often impedes one’s ambulation,And has been known to cause consternationWhen it happens without expectationAnd is known to cause indignation.
Now it takes a pair of like inclination,With a little dab of lubrication,Together with a peoiod of mutual dedicationThat leads to an ecstatic sensation.This is folled by incubation, Then the onset of lactationWhen another is added to the new generation,Giving rise to justificationFor much celebrationAccompanyed by great admirationFor the fruit of procreation,And, of course….. A new fatal situation.
I offer for your consideration, And ask your toleration For a FATAL SITUATION…..Life is, you know, a fatal situationBrought about result of human recreationIn a form of entertainment called copulationWhich is [racticed all across this great nation>Now this can lead to a lengthy period of gestation, Which I’m sure must seem of endless durationAnd often impedes one’s ambulation,And has been known to cause consternationWhen it happens without expectationAnd is known to cause indignation.
Now it takes a pair of like inclination,With a little dab of lubrication,Together with a peoiod of mutual dedicationThat leads to an ecstatic sensation.This is folled by incubation, Then the onset of lactationWhen another is added to the new generation,Giving rise to justificationFor much celebrationAccompanyed by great admirationFor the fruit of procreation,And, of course….. A new fatal situation.