MythTickle by Justin Thompson for July 08, 2020

  1. Tf 117
    RAGs  over 4 years ago

    If you eat while it’s still hot, you’re half way there.

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    fred.grenouille  over 4 years ago

    Ummm… How did we get here? I understand that Anansi’s web means that the sword hasn’t been out of the stone for a fairly long time. (I do love Justin’s little details!) But what brought Boody to the scene? Is he planning on being King sometime soon?

    Inquiring minds want to know!

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    WaitingMan  over 4 years ago

    I thought liquid diets were soft.

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    tony_n_jen2003  over 4 years ago

    Cleaning the cheese of the blade is murder.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  over 4 years ago

    Had my mouth wired shut due to an accident so I ate anything I could get through a straw. Ran that blender so much it heated my apartment.

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Liquified pizza just isn’t the same thing!

    Why is Boody on a liquid diet? Does he drink beer, one of mankind’s earliest and most nutritious inventions?

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    Liquid is hard? Could’ve fooled me.

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    craigwestlake  over 4 years ago

    Somehow, a pizza smoothie sounds hard to get up a straw…

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    bryan42  over 4 years ago

    I remember decades ago my aunt (just a couple years older than me) had broken her jaw and had it wired shut for several weeks. My brother and I were going to fetch green-chili cheeseburgers for the family and she said, none too intelligibly and with a couple of profanities, that she wanted one, too. She blended it, burger, bun and all then proceeded to drink it.

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