Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for July 04, 2024

Imagine this on TV—it could win first prize on AMERCA’S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS! BTW, is that show still on the air?

If Tom Cochrane says that life is a highway, should I ride it all night long into Kenny Loggins’ danger zone and suffer the same fate as Sluggo?

Safer than on the busy road but definitely not uninjured.

We can dance, we can dance

Everybody look at your hands

It’s a safety dance

Two points.

If it weren’t for bad luck, Sluggo wouldn’t have any.

It’s just not Sluggo’s day…

Has anyone ever heard of a real boy named Sluggo?

Poor Sluggo.

Isn’t it ironic? Don’t cha think?

For the sake of the gag, Sluggo was conveniently hatless.

In today’s world if you are in a safety zone you are suppose to wear a hard hat.

Was this made on Friday the 13th?

Well, at least he wasn’t hit by a car. One can always be thankful for that.

Just having a bad day it would seem.

Poor sluggo not even safe on the sidewalk safety zone

I love these classic Nancy strips. It would be even cooler if started putting up Fritzi Ritz comic strips.