Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 14, 2000
Transcript:
Man: We'll begin with your race. Woman: Well let's see... My mother's father is white, and her father is polynesian. My father's mother is asian and his father is back... Man: so that makes you... umm.... Worker: So how'd it go, mister how-hard-can-it-be-to-count-heads? Man: Oh, shut up...
Except wait, you can claim yourself to be whatever you, since there are no legal definitions for race. I usually prefer to go with “Native Hawaiian and Other Pacific Islander”.