Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 09, 2010

Well, that eliminates Jeffrey as the potential Dethroner of the Queen! Looks like it’s time for Victoria to make her move …

That proves it - this is Danae’s world.

My only question is this: Is “Wiley Miller” a pseudonym for Danae, or is Danae Wiley Miller’s alter ego?

For anyone who might argue: take a look at the banner on this page. Which character is figured most prominently? More to the point, who is it sitting at the drafting table, pen in hand, at the far right?

Get off this comic site moron.

…Okay, this is getting scary,

Re: Bikini Gone and soon to be forgotten.

Thanks, Joe

bleeep bot has one of the worst translated “spiels” I’ve seen in a long time…

does bikini get away with this?

they bleep out the f-word, but can’t stop a bleeep spammer from posting?

Poor Liam, will come in this morning and have thousands of flags to go through and clean up.

We throw a flag on the bikini. This bot has hit every comic in the place. Bury the bikini under your flags too.

I’ve been flagging them as well. Really a huge NO to that kind of thing. Way to spoil it for the rest of us. Don’t they know about ebay?

Make a note of all the items on that list and make sure you DON’T buy any of them.

60david, it’s all counterfeit Chinese junk. Do a tracert on the URL, and they always end at a DNS server or app server in China. They’ve been hitting USA Today and the Miami Herald for months.

And I have heard that all of these sites are loaded with spyware.

Hail NO!

If anyone can outwit Danae and get even, it’s Jeffrey.

hail yeah! how do you get hair that short to stand that tall?…..more ink!

Totally illogical since static electricity is such a touchy subject.

I think it will be either Flo or Eddie that turns the tables on Danae (who is not and never has been “Diana”)…

Flo and Eddie?! How cool. Wiley is a Turtles fan! Never made the connection before. Thanks jhouck99.

Danae, You will be next! :-)

Didn’t Flo and Eddie play with Zappa for a while, too?

I think Jack’s right. Jeffry is sweet on Danae, and a stunt like that would definately impress him. She probably doesn’t even know she’s making a stinky booger brained boy fall for her..

Maybe the table turner will be Lars. He has a secret weapon - he doesn’t have hair.

Speaking of which…is this a happy coincidence?

http://comicshow.stlcomics.com/3.26.06/larsofmars10.jpg

At the risk of assuming continuity in a non-sequitur world, my guess is that Danae will try this on Victoria, and it will backfire.

Danae defies all laws.

Re: WSJordan Here we go again!

I was so annoyed at seeing that moronic pile of advertising from “wholesaleJordan” that I sent this carefully worded message (swear words not fully spelt out, like below..) to their offshore sales staff: GUEST_ebm4pqc 14:47:18 your [F..king] website is spamming all our favourite NON-commercial public interest forums. It is highly unethical & bleeep rude. Don’t expect ANYONE to buy your [S..t], & expect us to tag you & hound you out wherever you appear! To which they replied: 死边 死边 which loosely translates to: Stress Stress Death Death …. any idea what they mean? …

Hopefully, they mean that you are causing them so much stress that they (or their business) is/are dying.

if you’ve ever been connected to a van de graaf generator, as i was at a science center demonstration of static electricity (part of the demo had me reaching out to people in the front row and looking for the spark to reach between our outstretched hands) Danae is right. you do feel quite powerful.