Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 22, 2011

Isn’t it lacking a little in creature comforts?

The has the bear essentials.

Life doesn’t get any better than this.

And when he spends 24 hours a day in there just sleeping, his wife yells at him to get out more. It does have a 72" HDTV, but most of the channels just show close-ups of salmon, berries and nuts.

And we always thought Uncle Earl started a new family in Poughkeepsie. Sorry Earl.

These past few months have had some great gems/pearls of wisdom but…WHAT ABOUT THE EKERT!?

And very proud of it.

Hey, it works for them – I guess.

Perfect.

I know of a few people that could say that too.

I hope they were in season. Hate to think the bear’s a poacher. ;-)

I think he’s borrowing a little from Far Side. But they really do look like the Pep Boys! :)

Isn’t that “The right to bare arms?” Though why anyone’d want to bare their arms at -20ºC is beyond me.

I wonder how fast the pickup was going when they hit the outside of the cave.

@Firefighter, the Ekert has probably shrunk to nothing because all the evil attitudes have eluded him.

Sort of a bare bones decorating scheme.

The fourth hunter didn’t have to outrun the bear.

@weasel_monkey – he just went with the ♪♫ bear necessities…(Now you’ll have that song in your head for the rest of the day…)

Watch for plaque buildup!

Not so peppy now, are they?

[Pleasantly Surprised] As soon as I read today’s strip, I expected the comments to be filled with anti-hunting screeds.

[Abject Plea for Knowledge] I have satellite TV and internet. Can any of you tech savvy folks explain why the right kind of cloudy conditions will almost always knock out my internet signal, but not my TV signal? If the dish is picking up one, why isn’t it picking up the other?

brilliant Wiley!

Of course there’s no TV—he keeps that in his den.

Laugh-out-loud brilliant!I always thought the term “man cave” was incredibly stupid – until now.

Aww, the poor critters! Some of those had offspring to feed!!!

My dad’s man cave is still better.

@sandfan – Might also be that your TV can handle some data loss better than an internet connection can.

It just goes to show that three heads are better than pun.

I think I met those three guys at the L. L. Bean store a few weeks ago.

(humorous) or.. This is my brother Daryl, and this is my other brother Daryl.

At least they died with their hats on…as opposed to boots?

The trophy wall needs a marquee: “The .00001 Percent.”.(Earth has 8.7 million species.)

Excellent, Wiley!

I know of a big building in D.C. with some beautiful wood panelling that this bear could help decorate. The present occupants sure aren’t doing anything to improve it. And it would create 535 new jobs!

What more could a bear ask for….. four (well, 3) strong walls and roof to call home. A little wall decoration, a place to hang your hat and plenty to eat (well, something has to be done with the parts below the empty heads!) Just the bear necessities….. ;)

Good one, Wiley. Bears are the best.

What? No man-skin rugs?